YouTube Rewind 2019: The Musical

YouTube Rewind 2019: The Musical


Watch.
Real.
Close—
See what was on your mind…
Show you the hots;
And show you the nots.
Let’s take a look behind…
Ladies and Gentlemen,
and Gender-nonconformists!
Hope you had a magical 2019.
Watch!
Click!
Subscribe!
It’s time to see which signals
rose above the noise.
2019
Rewind!
♪ (musical build up) ♪
5,6,7,8!
Did’ya see the biggest
stunts in the Vlogosphere?
The wilder the stunt,
the better the year.
For a brand-new car,
make friends with David Dobrik.
Safiya shares a kiss with
an enormous lipstick;
Tana ‘marries’ Jake in the City of Sin,
while Jake promotes
gambling to, yes, children…
Marques gets interviews with Elon and Bill;
and we celebrated coming out with Dan and Phil.
How could anyone forget the
pride of Eugene Yang?
Or Keith in a van taping
a taco mukbang.
We rewind
to remind you of
all the good and the bad
We rewind and it’s all designed
to steal you away from your day,
while you watch some corporate short ad.
♪ (musical build up) ♪
We rewind to remind us of
where we went off track…
but most of all, we rewind
to pat ourselves on the back.
EXTRA! EXTRA!
#1 on Trending!
Shane Dawson just released
an 18-part conspiracy series!
we haven’t even talked about Area 51 yet!
Or the USC scandal!
Or Old Town Road!
-Or how weird Sonic looked!
(speaking all at once)
(power surge)
♪ (spooky music) ♪
It’s brilliant!
Or is it insane?
This theory–
from the bright mind of Shane.
And did you ever think why a pizza
might turn out malformed?
Might I suggest,
that Charles E. Cheese’s,
takes out old pieces,
and delivers them to you…
rewarmed!
I’m just asking questions.
He’s just asking questions.
Feeling bamboozled
by the beauty industry?
Would you prefer a pallette
from Jeffree and me?
He’s just asking questions.
UGH that shade is SICK.
I’m just asking questions.
See you believe me,
the mouse is a rat!
I swear to god that
I did not f*** my cat!
He swears to God
he did not f*** his cat!
♪ (ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oooohhh) ♪
(sad Naruto run)
Sup ya beautiful bastards!
Hope you’re having a fantastic rewind!
Let’s just jump back into it!
And the next thing we’re
going to talk about
is how the corporate Indian
YouTube channel known as T-Series
has officially passed PewDiePie
as the number one creator on the platform.
Does this finally take the “You” out of “YouTube?”
Well, one thing we know for sure…
Felix, you didn’t stand a chance.
Foolish foe,
Crazy bro,
Dukin’ it out with an entire corporation.
Just one guy?
Are you high?
Our subscriber base is the
entire Indian nation.
How did you think you
would ever keep up?
But I was number one….
Yeah, well, we’re a subcontinent.
Foolish foe, crazy bro…
Ahhhh….
♪ (Les Mis rip-off) ♪
9-year olds,
they beat me to 100 mill,
so I’m off to The Ranch with Dr. Phil.
9-year olds,
swear to me you won’t take it hard.
Go play some Minecraft
in your virtual yard.
9-year olds,
I swear to you that I will rise again,
with you beside me
and Jöergen and Sven.
And even though they won this climb….
my Meme Review
will win next time!
Watch more fights.
Watch more feuds.
And subscribe to
PewDiePie!
♪ (somber piano) ♪
For some,
the drama might be a riot.
For some,
there may be something to gain.
But rewinding from a different side of it,
Yeah, looking back may
mean facing some pain.
We rewind to remember.
We rewind to say I’m sorry.
We rewind to forgive and to forget.
Hoping that next year may
be our best year yet…
Why not fight for a new number?
Why not fight for things that matter?
Why not fight though it
might not be a breeze?
Who needs 20 million views?
Let’s fight
for 20 million trees.
Here we go!
20 MILLION TREES!
FOR THE 2020’s!
20 MILLION TREES!
FOR THE 2020’s!
Changing the world!
-One tree at a time!
Fixin’ the planet!
-One tree at a time!
Rise to the challenge—-
One tree at a time.
20 MILLION TREES!
FOR THE 2020’s!
Donate now!
-Dreams to the front!
Join up with the mission!
-Horses in the back!
Link in the description below!
-Til we’re back on track.
We rewind to remember.
We rewind to see our story.
We rewind to forgive and to forget.
We rewind to move on
forward to the best year yet.
Our best year yet!
Our best year—
Though our mistakes have been plenty,
when we rewind, our hindsight is…
2020.
Our best year yet!

100 thoughts on “YouTube Rewind 2019: The Musical”

  1. Hi friends! We need your help! We want as many creators featured in this to see this so we can bring awareness and generate as much traffic to the fundraiser as possible!! Be sure to tag any creator you see featured or mentioned in this on Twitter and Instagram so we can get everyone excited about this!! 20 MILLION TREES!!

  2. I think it will be so interesting to see her try English horse riding and train on a horse and learn everything then at the end enter a show jumping competition!

  3. Her voice is so amazing and angelic in the last song when she is by the TV I wouldn't have known she was not a singer if I hadn't watched the challenge accepted.

  4. This is now on my my list of favourite musicals
    Including
    Hamilton
    Dear Evan Hansen
    Beetlejuice
    Be more chill
    &Juliet

  5. Please try marching band. It looks really easy, but it is difficult as hell. I broke my foot doing it. You gain muscle in your legs you didnt know you had and your lungs burn. Not many people see marching as a sport and if you were to try it im sure that would change.

  6. The guy playing Shane is a multidimensional showstopper!! What is his handle anyone?? He got all of his mannerisms perfectly and the "I DID NOT FUCK MY CAT" was so good haahaha. Same with the guy playing Felix and Mr. Beast, such incredible voices!

  7. This should be more trending than rewind. Michelle, I applaud you for all your effort and this is very worthy of praise!

  8. I think you should try Baton Twirling!! It's very difficult but the end product is so beautiful! Or even try Colorguard (flags, rifles, sabres)

  9. This is amazing!! Please please please try out pole fitness for your next challenge accepted video! It’s actually an amazing sport that I do and compete in (it’s not just exotic)

  10. This is way beyond beyond beyond amazing!!! 🌟 🌟 🌟 Michelle and the whole team/cast, you all were so awesome!!! Cheers!! 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

  11. You never cease to amaze me your so well rounded and hard working and put your 100 and more into everything you do it's so inspiring love you Michelle keep up the awesome videos

  12. Hey did anyone know thAt Rebecca Zamolo copied this idea? She made a 2019 rewind musical in like a couple of days. When Michelle actually worked really hard for 6 months just for her idea to be copied and not to be credited. 😡😠

  13. she said maybe 2020 will be our best year yet, little does she know we almost had a world was 3, coronavirus, Australia was on fire, etcc

  14. Michelle I think it would be really cool if you made an "I trained like a duchess or a queen video". Have afternoon tea, speeches, and royal duties! Learn the royal protocols!

  15. Some people don’t understand how much work and effort people put into the musical I have been in a school one 3 times and it’s my last year because I am in 6th grade and it’s my last year elementary and I appreciate how much effort they put into this

  16. This was absolutely amazing, loved this video so much! I am happy you put the time and effort into rewinding 2019 properly ❤️

  17. This was absolutely amazing, loved this video so much! I am happy you put the time and effort into rewinding 2019 properly ❤️

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,