Nordstrom Selling Muddy Jeans For $425

Nordstrom Selling Muddy Jeans For $425


BERKLEY COLLEGE OF MUSIC IN
BOSTON, HOWARD UNIVERSITY IN
WASHINGTON, DC, SPELL MAN
COLLEGE IN ATLANTA.
THESE JEANS MAY BE DIRTY
BUT DON’T THINK ABOUT TRYING TO
ASK FOR A DISCOUNT.
AN UP SCALE RETAILER INCLUDING
NORDSTROMS ARE SELLING DENIM
WITH FAKE MUD SIGNS.
THE COMPANY SAYS THE JEANS
EMBODY RUGGED AMERICAN WORK
WEAR THAT’S SEEN HARD WORKING
ACTION WITH A CRACKLED CAKED ON
MUDDY COATING THAT SHOWS YOU
ARE NOT AFRAID TO GET DOWN AND
DIRTY.
YOU ARE NOT SELLING ME.
I AM NOT BUYING.
IS THAT A THING?
MUDDY JEANS?
I DON’T KNOW.

4 thoughts on “Nordstrom Selling Muddy Jeans For $425”

  1. What's next …, color-coded underwear (yellow for the front and brown for the back) …, $150 for a package of 3 …,

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